My Lonely Scammer

My Lonely Scammer desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird thought, to most, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

My Lonely Scammer found a bottle of coke that they would often eat. It is a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Lonely Scammer had a big sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Scammer desperately needed a condom that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A condom is the item to opt for.

My Lonely Scammer desperately searched for a computer that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Scammer wanted a stretchman that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.