My Grumpy Scammer

My Grumpy Scammer needed a CD player that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen item.

My Grumpy Scammer found a block of cheese that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

My Grumpy Scammer desperately wanted a big sponge to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Scammer always kept a bat to insert somewhere. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

My Grumpy Scammer needed a rubber chicken that they would play with. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

My Grumpy Scammer always kept a painting of a melon that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be an exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.