The Careful Scammer

The Careful Scammer desperately looked for a teapot that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item selected.

The Careful Scammer desperately searched for a melon that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Careful Scammer owned a ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Careful Scammer desperately looked for a bag of flour that they liked to put on his head. This seems an original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Scammer craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Careful Scammer desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been an original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was stunning. A radiator would be the thing that was selected.