My Beautiful Servant

My Beautiful Servant craved for a little monkey that they would worship. This seems a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

My Beautiful Servant desperately desired a bag of poop to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was sublime. A bag of poop being the item opted for.

My Beautiful Servant found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

My Beautiful Servant found a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who felt it was fun. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Servant searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

My Beautiful Servant found a set of lego that they would often experiment on. It might be a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A set of lego is the item that was chosen.