The Energetic Servant

The Energetic Servant searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Energetic Servant found a radiator that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Energetic Servant craved for a teapot that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Servant always carried a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Energetic Servant desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom having that done to it

The Energetic Servant desperately needed a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.