A Cheerful Servant

A Cheerful Servant owned a toilet brush that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

A Cheerful Servant desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

A Cheerful Servant always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

A Cheerful Servant wanted a crown that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a curious operation, to you, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a crown of all things.

A Cheerful Servant carried a wig that they would occasionally drop. It would be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a wig would be the item chosen.

A Cheerful Servant craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.