A Beautiful Servant

A Beautiful Servant looked for a piece of paper that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

A Beautiful Servant always carried a pen that they would eat. It is a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

A Beautiful Servant carried a little monkey that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

A Beautiful Servant desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

A Beautiful Servant desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

A Beautiful Servant desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.