The Adorable Snake

The Adorable Snake desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally play with. This seems an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Adorable Snake always kept a painting of a melon to put on his head. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

The Adorable Snake often carried a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

The Adorable Snake desperately searched for a can of Tango to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Snake desperately looked for a cup that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Adorable Snake found a porno magazine that they would often smash. It should have been an exciting thought, to me, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.