A Bum Loving Sparrow

A Bum Loving Sparrow desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

A Bum Loving Sparrow desperately desired a spade to throw. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to choose.

A Bum Loving Sparrow found a set square to put in the bath with him. This seems an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was wonderous. Strangely, a set square was the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Sparrow desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

A Bum Loving Sparrow desperately desired a wig that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a wig is the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Sparrow desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a pint of beer of all things.