His Anxious Sparrow

His Anxious Sparrow wanted a painting of a melon to put on his head. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Sparrow often carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

His Anxious Sparrow carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Sparrow needed a chocolate bar that they would often throw. This seems a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Anxious Sparrow desperately craved for a porno magazine that they liked to worship. It should be an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

His Anxious Sparrow desired a block of cheese to sit and look at. It is a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to choose.