The Yellow Troll

The Yellow Troll searched for a sponge that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Yellow Troll always carried a CD player that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Yellow Troll always carried a can of Tango that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Troll always kept a radiator that they sometimes smash. It might be an original operation, to some, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was epic. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Yellow Troll desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer having that done to it

The Yellow Troll desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to choose.