His Grumpy Troll

His Grumpy Troll often carried a dildo that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

His Grumpy Troll desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. A bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Troll desperately needed a little monkey that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A little monkey being the item opted for.

His Grumpy Troll searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes hug. It might be an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Troll wanted a condom that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

His Grumpy Troll desperately searched for a set square that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a set square would be the chosen thing.