The Orange Unicorn

The Orange Unicorn looked for a rubber johnny to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Orange Unicorn often carried a mug that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen item.

The Orange Unicorn desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Orange Unicorn often carried a teapot that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Unicorn always kept a big sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a strange action, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was sublime. A big sponge is the thing to select.

The Orange Unicorn desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be amazing. Remarkably, a radiator having that done to it