The Talented Unicorn

The Talented Unicorn wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. It would have been a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

The Talented Unicorn desperately needed a stretchman that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a stretchman having that done to it

The Talented Unicorn needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be out of this world. A rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Talented Unicorn always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. This seems a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was entertaining. A rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Talented Unicorn desperately desired a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Unicorn craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen thing.