The Colourful Unicorn

The Colourful Unicorn desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Colourful Unicorn often carried a bottle of beer that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Colourful Unicorn had a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was sublime. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Colourful Unicorn desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A cup was the chosen item.

The Colourful Unicorn desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be an odd action, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Colourful Unicorn always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.