A Funny Unicorn

A Funny Unicorn desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would break. It should have been a fairly unusual activity, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

A Funny Unicorn owned a teapot that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to select.

A Funny Unicorn needed a can of coke to try to balance on their head. It was a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Funny Unicorn desperately wanted a bat to eat. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

A Funny Unicorn often carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

A Funny Unicorn desperately looked for a bat that they would often smash. It would be an original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.