My Eccentric Unicorn

My Eccentric Unicorn searched for a rubber chicken to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

My Eccentric Unicorn looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

My Eccentric Unicorn often carried a set square that they sometimes sleep with. It might be an odd activity, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to select.

My Eccentric Unicorn wanted a custard pie that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Unicorn carried a mug that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Unicorn found a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was chosen.