A Horny Unicorn

A Horny Unicorn desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

A Horny Unicorn desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to experiment on. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

A Horny Unicorn always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

A Horny Unicorn often carried a custard pie that they would hug. It would be a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was stunning. A custard pie is the thing to choose.

A Horny Unicorn desperately needed a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen item.

A Horny Unicorn desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to put up their bum. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.