My Foolish Unicorn

My Foolish Unicorn wanted a little monkey that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

My Foolish Unicorn searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

My Foolish Unicorn looked for a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A tomato would be the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Unicorn always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to hug. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be epic. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

My Foolish Unicorn desired a pint of cider that they liked to break. It is a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider of all things.

My Foolish Unicorn looked for a pen that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to select.