My Little Viper

My Little Viper needed a mug that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

My Little Viper found a dildo to play with. This could be considered a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who expected it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

My Little Viper always carried a tomato that they liked to hug. It might have been an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the item opted for.

My Little Viper desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

My Little Viper searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

My Little Viper craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.