Purple Viper

Purple Viper desperately needed a cucumber to sleep with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

Purple Viper desperately wanted a hat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to choose.

Purple Viper found a pen that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered an unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. A pen would be the item that was opted for.

Purple Viper craved for a condom that they liked to share. One might find this to be a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was fun. Strangely, a condom was the item that was selected.

Purple Viper had a set of lego that they sometimes worship. It would be an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

Purple Viper desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand of all things.