A Careful Woodpecker

A Careful Woodpecker always carried a piece of paper to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

A Careful Woodpecker desperately craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally annihilate It is a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

A Careful Woodpecker desired a pint of beer that they would throw. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

A Careful Woodpecker looked for a pen that they would sometimes eat. It should be an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a pen being the chosen thing.

A Careful Woodpecker wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes break. It might have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

A Careful Woodpecker craved for a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.