A Naughty Woodpecker

A Naughty Woodpecker desperately craved for a vibrator that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Woodpecker desperately looked for a radiator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a strange action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen item.

A Naughty Woodpecker often carried a helmet that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Woodpecker always had with them a hat that they would often eat. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.

A Naughty Woodpecker carried a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. It might have been a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

A Naughty Woodpecker always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.