The Silly Woodpecker

The Silly Woodpecker desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Silly Woodpecker desperately craved for a radiator that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Silly Woodpecker carried a melon that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. A melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Woodpecker desired a helmet that they would smash. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to choose.

The Silly Woodpecker craved for a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen item.