His Brainy Woodpecker

His Brainy Woodpecker always kept a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a new suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is magnificent. A radiator would be the chosen thing.

His Brainy Woodpecker desired a condom that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

His Brainy Woodpecker desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a condom of all things.

His Brainy Woodpecker found a chocolate bar to smash. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

His Brainy Woodpecker always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

His Brainy Woodpecker always carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.