A Bum Loving Woodpecker

A Bum Loving Woodpecker owned a lava lamp to break. This might appear to be a curious thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker always had with them a hat that they would occasionally break. It should have been an original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a hat is the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was fun. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker always had with them a set of lego that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. It would be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to opt for.