The Lovely Woodpecker

The Lovely Woodpecker desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Woodpecker desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was exciting. A dildo was the item that was selected.

The Lovely Woodpecker craved for a can of coke that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Woodpecker desperately looked for a pen that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Woodpecker desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would put up their bum. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Woodpecker had a magic 8 ball to put on his head. It would be an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.