Their Beautiful Woodpecker

Their Beautiful Woodpecker always had with them a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

Their Beautiful Woodpecker owned a vibrator that they would worship. This could be considered a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a vibrator of all things.

Their Beautiful Woodpecker owned a cheese grater that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be out of this world. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Woodpecker wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

Their Beautiful Woodpecker craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Beautiful Woodpecker searched for a teapot that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.