Bum Loving Worm

Bum Loving Worm always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Worm had a mug that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Worm desperately searched for a crown that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Worm craved for a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Worm found a cucumber that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.

Bum Loving Worm desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.