Foolish Worm

Foolish Worm owned a bottle of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Foolish Worm always had with them a stretchman that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

Foolish Worm always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

Foolish Worm desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It should be an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was stunning. A sponge was the chosen thing.

Foolish Worm desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who thought it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to select.

Foolish Worm always kept a chocolate bar that they sometimes break. It might be a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who considered it would be awesome. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.