Tired Worm

Tired Worm always carried a bat that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

Tired Worm desperately craved for a pen to sit and look at. This seems a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pen being the thing opted for.

Tired Worm always kept a spade that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Worm, who thought it would be fun. Bizarrely, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Tired Worm carried a dildo to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Tired Worm needed a helmet that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Tired Worm craved for a crown that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a different exercise, to many, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. A crown was the chosen thing.