My Exciting Worm

My Exciting Worm desperately desired a spade that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Worm desperately needed a bat that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Worm always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be an original action, to you and me, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

My Exciting Worm looked for a porno magazine that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly new activity, to some, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Worm always carried a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the item selected.

My Exciting Worm searched for a radiator to annihilate One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was opted for.