My Ugly Antelope

My Ugly Antelope craved for a helmet that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to choose.

My Ugly Antelope looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

My Ugly Antelope searched for a porno magazine that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine of all things.

My Ugly Antelope desperately wanted a spade that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Antelope craved for a pen that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to choose.

My Ugly Antelope desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.