The Retarded Baboon

The Retarded Baboon desperately searched for a computer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Baboon had a cheese grater that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Retarded Baboon searched for a cup that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Baboon desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often hug. It was an unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Baboon craved for a stretchman that they would sleep with. It was a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Baboon wanted a sponge that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.