Green Bear

Green Bear desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

Green Bear always kept a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly unusual operation, to me, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

Green Bear found a mug that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was opted for.

Green Bear desired a condom that they liked to worship. This could be considered an astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a condom being the thing opted for.

Green Bear craved for a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A melon being the item opted for.

Green Bear desperately desired a wig that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.