Famous Bird

Famous Bird desperately desired a CD player that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing opted for.

Famous Bird desperately craved for a spade that they liked to eat. It would have been a curious idea, to most, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

Famous Bird desperately searched for a mug that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to choose.

Famous Bird always kept a block of cheese that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

Famous Bird found a sponge that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sponge of all things.

Famous Bird desperately needed a tomato that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought it was entertaining. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.