Her Bum Loving Bird

Her Bum Loving Bird desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to most, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Bird always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Bird always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Bird desperately searched for a piece of paper to play with. It is considered to be a fairly different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Bird desperately craved for a mug that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was stunning. A mug would be the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Bird desperately wanted a spade that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was epic. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was selected.