The Angry Cunt

The Angry Cunt desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Angry Cunt desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Angry Cunt always had with them a radiator to demolish. One might consider this to be an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Cunt carried a can of Tango that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be an extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Angry Cunt owned a big sponge that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Cunt desperately looked for a ball that they would often cuddle. It should be a fairly surprising thought, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the thing selected.