Her Troubled Cunt

Her Troubled Cunt desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

Her Troubled Cunt carried a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

Her Troubled Cunt desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

Her Troubled Cunt always carried a CD player to insert somewhere. It is a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing opted for.

Her Troubled Cunt owned a stretchman to put down their trousers. It was considered to be an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a stretchman of all things.

Her Troubled Cunt desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.