Her Stupid Dildo

Her Stupid Dildo always had with them a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a strange activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be awesome. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Dildo craved for a bottle of wine that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Dildo craved for a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was spectacular. Honestly, a teapot being the thing selected.

Her Stupid Dildo needed a little monkey that they would often share. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Dildo searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Her Stupid Dildo craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.