Nervous Dildo

Nervous Dildo desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to play with. It might have been a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Nervous Dildo desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Nervous Dildo desired a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was epic. A mug is the thing that was chosen.

Nervous Dildo found a pencil sharpener that they would hug. It might be a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Nervous Dildo had a cup that they would often share. This seems a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a cup is the item to choose.

Nervous Dildo desperately craved for a block of cheese to hug. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was wonderful. A block of cheese is the item to select.