His Lonely Dog

His Lonely Dog craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. A painting of a melon being the chosen item.

His Lonely Dog desired a dildo to worship. It should be an exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Dog carried a radiator that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a radiator being the thing selected.

His Lonely Dog desperately craved for a spade that they would drop. It was an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.

His Lonely Dog always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to sleep with. This seems an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

His Lonely Dog always carried a cup that they would smash. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cup was the item that was selected.