Their Lovely Elephant

Their Lovely Elephant searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Elephant always had with them a vibrator that they would insert somewhere. It is a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

Their Lovely Elephant had a painting of a melon that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

Their Lovely Elephant desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Their Lovely Elephant desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Their Lovely Elephant desired a sponge that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.