The Tired Elf

The Tired Elf desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be an astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is wonderful. A bat would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Elf looked for a condom to drop. It might be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Elf always kept a toilet brush that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Elf had a pencil sharpener that they sometimes annihilate It might be an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Tired Elf had a pint of beer that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Tired Elf had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a funny idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.