My Curious Elf

My Curious Elf found a bag of poop that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

My Curious Elf often carried a condom that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was fun. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

My Curious Elf wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

My Curious Elf had a sponge that they would demolish. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.

My Curious Elf carried a tomato to play with. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was selected.

My Curious Elf desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.