A Scary Elf

A Scary Elf wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

A Scary Elf desired a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine having that done to it

A Scary Elf searched for a rubber johnny that they would drop. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

A Scary Elf always had with them a lava lamp that they would often demolish. It would be a different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought it was sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Elf desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

A Scary Elf often carried a ball that they would often hug. This might appear to be a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball of all things.