The Stupid Fish

The Stupid Fish always had with them a bat that they sometimes share. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bat being the item opted for.

The Stupid Fish wanted a bag of flour to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour having that done to it

The Stupid Fish desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Stupid Fish often carried a cheese grater that they sometimes throw. It might be a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Fish desperately wanted a dildo that they would smash. It might be an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.

The Stupid Fish always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.