The Ugly Fisherman

The Ugly Fisherman owned a ball that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a ball having that done to it

The Ugly Fisherman desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Fisherman had a pen that they would rub on his belly. It might have been an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Fisherman desired a lava lamp that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Ugly Fisherman found a tomato that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Fisherman looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.