Her Exceptional Gremlin

Her Exceptional Gremlin always carried a melon to experiment on. It was a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was fun. A melon being the item opted for.

Her Exceptional Gremlin desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Gremlin looked for a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Gremlin always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Gremlin owned a vibrator that they sometimes eat. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a vibrator of all things.

Her Exceptional Gremlin wanted a bag of flour that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.