His Careful Jerk

His Careful Jerk craved for a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to select.

His Careful Jerk always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

His Careful Jerk desperately wanted a teapot that they would often eat. It might be a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a teapot of all things.

His Careful Jerk looked for a lava lamp that they would experiment on. It is a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

His Careful Jerk needed a bag of flour to try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

His Careful Jerk wanted a sack of potatoes to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.